I turned 33 this past week, folks, and I realized that I'm getting old much faster than I ever suspected I would. I have a theory about this phenomenon, and you're going to hear about it, whether you like it or not. You see, when you're five, a year represents a sizeable chunk of …
One-stop shopping for guys
Maybe it's just me, but I think there is some cross-promotional marketing potential here. All for now. - Greg
There’s only one
It's with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of a dear friend. For almost a decade, he was my companion on countless adventures. I'll admit that he wasn't much to look at, but he was always dependable, and that's what counts. Over the weekend, folks, I sold my 1998 Jeep Wrangler. My Jeep …
Moe-ron
My friend, Lyschel, forgot to use her ½-off Moe's Southwest Grill coupon at lunch today. I laughed at her, and promised I'd make mention of it in my blog. So there. If you see her, be sure to give her a hard time about it. - Greg
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog
You've probably heard that famous quote, "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." It's taken from a cartoon that appeared in the New Yorker over a decade ago, but it's remarkably accurate. For instance, how can you assume to know know anything about someone merely by reading their Windows Live Space? How do you know I'm …
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Everything is gonna be alright
I look at you Warm in your dream While your mobile dances above And I think to myself It's a beautiful night And I know everything is gonna be alright Yes, now I know it'll be alright - Joshua Radin
A million monkeys
Someone once mused that if you gave a million monkeys a million typewriters, etc., that one of them would eventually bang out the complete works of Shakespeare. Who knew we'd be the monkeys, and the typewriters would be keyboards connected to the Internet? You know, in the span of a few short millennia, we've …
Welcome, precious little one
I'm thrilled to (belatedly) announce the birth of our baby! On February 22, Ginny and I welcomed Logan Patrick Edwards to the world. First, the stats: Logan was born at Fort Sanders Regional Medical Center at 12:39 PM, weighing an impressive 3 lbs. 14 oz. (he arrived a few weeks early, but not to worry, …
Online registration
Since some of you have asked, Ginny and I are registered for baby items at Target and Babies 'Я' Us. I was disappointed to discover that neither CompUSA nor BestBuy currently offer baby registries. - Greg
Throwing Pooh on the walls
Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you, my talents are few. I can't carry a tune in a bucket, my dancing makes me look like I'm having a seizure, and I lack the athletic ability to compete in the Special Olympics. In fact, my only defining characteristic, other than my rapier wit and …
