As I was enjoying a hearty bowl of Quaker® Instant Oatmeal this morning, I noticed the package advertises that, among their many benefits, eating said oats is a "healthy way to remove cholesterol." That got me thinking…what are the unhealthly ways of removing cholesterol?
Some possibilities include:
- Smoking crack cocaine
- Having unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners
- Being mauled by rabid pitbulls
- Illegally downloading copyright-protected media
- Licking a hobo
- Using a butter knife and a pipe cleaner
I think I’ll stick with the oats.