It’s St. Patrick’s Day (at least for a few more hours), so you get an Irish-themed top 5 list to help remind us why we love to celebrate this glorious holiday. Enjoy!
Vomiting in a public toilet is far less humiliating when everyone is doing it too.
College kids have so few opportunities to binge drink.
You get to say famous Irish slogans, such as “top o’ the mornin’ to ya,” “Erin go Bragh,” and “sorry I vomited on your shoes.”
The thrill of blowing 0.08 at a sobriety check point while wearing a plastic green Leprechaun hat.
Every gold-hoarding midget deserves a day of appreciation.
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One Reply to “Éirinn go Brách!”
Oh, Greg. You make me laugh, mate;-)