It’s St. Patrick’s Day (at least for a few more hours), so you get an Irish-themed top 5 list to help remind us why we love to celebrate this glorious holiday. Enjoy!
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Vomiting in a public toilet is far less humiliating when everyone is doing it too.
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College kids have so few opportunities to binge drink.
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You get to say famous Irish slogans, such as “top o’ the mornin’ to ya,” “Erin go Bragh,” and “sorry I vomited on your shoes.”
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The thrill of blowing 0.08 at a sobriety check point while wearing a plastic green Leprechaun hat.
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Every gold-hoarding midget deserves a day of appreciation.
– Greg
Oh, Greg. You make me laugh, mate;-)
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